Do you pity the fool or what?

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Mr. T was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis shit himself.

Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the fuck down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts.

If you rearrange the letters in Mr. T, he'll fucking break you.

Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Mr. T beat a wall at tennis. A fucking WALL.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

In August 2005 Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris went shark fishing 845 miles east of Bermuda and 1,139 miles west of the Azores Islands. After finishing off 10 kegs of Milwaukees Best and 2 barbequed tiger sharks Mr.T asked Vin Diesel to pull his finger. At the exact moment that Vin Diesel pulled Mr. T's finger Chuck Norris round house kicked Mr. T in the stomach "for fun". The resulting flatulence refered to by most as "Hurricane Katrina" has cost over $1.13 billion so far and almost destroyed New Orleans. To help aliviate his conscious Chuck will provide free "Roundhouse Kick" seminars to the hurricane victims. As for Mr. T he will simply pity the fools.

Mr. T once beat Donovan Bailey in the 100 meter dash. He didn't even know he was racing, just that someone near the finish line leaned against his Toyota Camry.

Mr. T is one part gold, two parts muscle, one part anger, and no parts jibba jabba.

Rocky III was a groundbreaking film. It took 135 special effects artists 13 months to make it seem like Rocky won the second fight to Mr. T.

Once, Mr. T joined forces with Chuck Norris to fight crime. All criminals in the known universe were instantly vaporized by the sheer awsomeness of their Mohawk/Mullet combination. Afterwards, Mr. T created Vin Diesel using a welder and a 55 gallon drum, but left him bald so that he could not challenge their hairdo supremecy.

Mr. T is not actually black, but his thousands of gold chains create a gravity well so strong not even light can escape

According to He Man/Masters of the Universe buffs, this is quite a rarity. Apparently, when the He Man cartoon was in it's prime in the 80s, they decided to give He Man a rest for one episode and let Mr. T fight Skeletor and keep Eternia safe for the day. Needless to say, it ended in disaster.

"Oh yeah, the atmosphere was awful", speaks skinless co-worker Skeletor. "on our show, standard fair is I try and take over the castle, I cackle maniacally and He Man foils my plot, and I escape to fight another day. Mr. T actually came over to me as I was trying to break into the castle, put me in an unmarked van and locked the doors, telling me to think about what I'd done. I was in that car for 14 HOURS. Fair play to him, I did think about what I had done

Hmmm this looks like it could run and run thanks Russman

If Mr. T wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses

Scientists theorize that Mr. T cannot catch AIDS because his T-cells pity the virus into submission. The study of this phenomenon would lead to an AIDS vaccine; however doctors cannot obtain a blood sample because medical science has been unable to invent a hypodermic needle capable of piercing Mr. T’s skin.

Jabba the Hut used to be a tall beautiful blonde woman named Susan, until she talked too much during a date with Mr. T.
After piting her to the point where she melted into the slug beast form, Mr. T re-named her Jabba to remind her not to jibba-jabba so much

The turning point of World War II was not when the allies invaded Normandy, but when Mr. T was born and Hitler shot himself to avoid the consequences

When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear

shut the hell up foo

i didnt really have anything to say but just wanted to be a part of it

you are just trying to get your post count up to see what comes next